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The Last Hockey game that Harold Wannapus ever Played in!

Harold Wannapus stayed there on the bench, and played Tetris on his old, mundane 24 bit pocket game machine.

His teammates were playing hard, and the score was tied 2 a piece heading into the dying minutes of the third period. Then suddenly one of the Awkward Ardvarks brutish defensive players pile driven their star players head into the ice on an incredible one on one breakaway to the net.

The referee pretended not to notice, and that infuriated Harolds team, the Twizzling Twirlers.

The coach Losington slapped his players heads one by one on the bench, and then gave Harolds head a powerful slap on his cranium. He could see his other players were dejected and burned out with incredible fatigue, but there was a fresh Harold there sitting on the bench, benched for missing several practices in the past and just messing up several plays throughout the year. He definitely was no hockey player, in his eyes.

"You, what is your name, kid. Oh, silly Wannapus! You never played all game, a…

Fastest Giveaway I ever had created!

I created it nearly a half day ago...

Now, there is nothing left...

It had greater speed than a mighty comet entering the Sombrero Galaxy...

Speed of light, maybe nearly as fast...

The contest is over, I want to thank everyone for entering for a chance to win!

Congrats to the winners!

Maybe another to come in a month or so...  Too bad it is restricted only to US Columbia residence ( as per Amazon wishes), but maybe in the future it can be a more worldwide event (nothing against USA, My book is produced there :)

Well, that is the way it goes... Contest over.. Wow... Fast...

I am waiting to see the affect if any from it...

Till next time..

Chance to win Part 1 of "The Supermarket Guy" U.S. residence only as per Amazon

Contest is nearly open for "The Supermarket Guy", a chance to win a copy!

The contest is not up and running yet, but it is only available to U.S. Residence over 18. The contest maybe up and running this afternoon or tomorrow, depending on how busy they are.

Check Amazon for rules and details. http://amzn.to/GArules

Contest over Jan 18 th 2016.

*** Too many entrants at one time.. Contest is over from 24 hrs of its creation... Maybe another to come someday in the months ahead.


Update on the dog who ate a Ferraro Rocher!

I had seen that allot of people were clicking on my last blog posting, a long ways back, about my Dog Pushkin who ate a Ferraro Rocher a long, long time ago.
Well, as a kind of revitalization of the issue, we put another gold wrapped Ferraro Rocher in her Boeuf Bourginion ( the non alcohol type).  She gently grabbed the exquisite golden wrapped chocolate rich bundle of hazelnut joy, and with precision once again ripped off the wrapper, until exposing the whole delicious sphere on the floor. She did not take a millisecond to realize the wrapper was completely tore off. No inspection required, I guess. Kind of like working in a sweat shop in one of those far off lands where they build machine guns that fire back at you, I guess...
She gobbled it out, and let out one tremendous burp!
But licked her chops afterwords!
A real, wonderful New Years story for myself personally to share!
Afterwords, she completed her pilgrimage to the bottom of the bowel, and finished off her Boeuf Bourginion.…